It wasn’t until I told Josh, my 26 year old very fabulous gay boyfriend, about my troubles wearing nail polish that I realized just maybe the world had changed.

He simply couldn’t believe it when I mentioned that a girl I had a crush on in college told me my red nails meant I wanted to be fucked by men. Do they really?

“Apparently, Yes.” I told him. “A lesbian said that to me in 1985.”

Really?  Really.

I graduated from Tufts University in 1987. I read Andrea Dworkin and Alice Walker and Gloria Steinem and Pat Califia.  But my mascara seemed to be the salient issue in my quest to be a feminist. “You want to work at Planned Parenthood?  You want to March to Take Back the Night?”

I fell in love at first sight with a cropped haired bleach blonde motorcycle dyke who wore black leather pants and had a gap between her front teeth.  (Of course I did.) She told me I should get my hair cut.  I loved her. I cut my hair.  But that didn’t make much of a difference given my proclivity for all things girly. She left me.

I was brought up by my Grandma, a French Canadian Lady who wore white gloves to shop at Filene’s. So giving up my first girl was hard, but giving up my lipstick was out of the question.

I was the only girl in a dress at my first Gay Pride Parade. 1988. There were lots of boys in dresses. I thought, Maybe I Am a Drag Queen.

I worked in gay bars when I was 26, 1991.  Wore minis with high heeled boots, grew out my hair again, and put on my make up.  I was the only queer girl in a skirt. In Boston.  The girls asked the other bartender questions about me.  “What is she doing here?  Is she really gay?” Really.

I was there but not there, seen but invisible.

1993. Cindy Crawford shaved kd Lang on the cover of Vanity Fair.  Peek a boo! But Cindy was still a straight girl.

Many of the coming out stories I knew told of disapproving parents and feelings of isolation in the straight world.  But my story is different.  My parents didn’t skip a beat, and the straight world accepted me.

“Really?  You don’t Look Like a Lesbian.”

My coming out involved convincing girls that I wasn’t going to leave them for a boy.  My coming out meant being the only girl at the BBQ who didn’t play touch football or drink beer. My coming out was about being who I was and wanting desperately to be accepted in a subculture that refused to see me.  Stubborn, silly me. I thought being a feminist meant I was free to express myself in a way I thought was beautiful, creative, powerful, fierce and lovely.  What’s lipstick got to do with it? I didn’t want to Look Like A Lesbian. I just fell in love with girls.

Then came Ellen.  And Anne. (Then not so much Anne). Then The L Word… and… finally Portia!

Josh, (b.1985, ‘what’s an LP?’ Really? Really.) used my coming out experience as part of a performance art project.  He portrayed me as a frustrated ballerina trying to pirouette to punk rock. His generation of lesbians wear lipstick, leather, lace, and flannel… high heels and motorcycle boots… or not. They kiss girls and boys – and dress like boys and girls… and dance with whomever they want.  To him, I am a queer sexy fashionista auntie.  We shop.

2010.  Lesbians don’t necessarily Look Like Anything any more. Phew.

But I am still invisible.

My tomboy niece and I went to the park one morning where she ran around with the boys.  One of the Moms wondered aloud if my husband and I thought our daughter might grow up to be gay.

“Oh, she’s my niece, and I think it might be too soon to tell.  But… is that your daughter over there… in the tutu?”

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