How to Find the Joy, Anyway

Another man moved behind me and he had such bad breath that when he sighed, it singed my hair. I was stuck in a surround-sound of ugliness.

A Battleaxe Valentine

Dear Battleaxe, Valentines Day is coming up, Iâ€™m single, and of course feeling the pressure of all this couple bullshit, romantic dinners, you knowâ€”all the Hallmark moments. It just makes me miserable, I donâ€™t know what to do. Dear Miserable, Valentines Day is just another day on the calendar, in 24 hours it is over. […]

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, Iâ€™m dating someone who I havenâ€™t had sex with yet. But I think we are about toâ€”any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear â€˜Business in frontâ€” party in backâ€™, Sounds like a […]

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Dear Battleaxe, I live in San Francisco and take public transportation to work. The afternoon trains are crowded and smelly. What can I do about the bad smelling people on the evening trains? Dear PT Advocate, Good for you for taking public transportation!Â Less cars on the road! Crowded buses or trains are not fun. Just […]

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

In my 67 years I have learned many things and have gained some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to me ‘Ask a Battle Axe’ at info@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Every time I go to dances for us older gals I see women who are clearly over 50, dancing like fools, sometimes grinding with 3 […]

Lesbian Humor: Best of the Battle-axe

Dear Battleaxe, Iâ€™m dating someone who I havenâ€™t had sex with yet. But I think we are about toâ€”any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear â€˜Business in frontâ€” party in backâ€™, Sounds like a […]

Battle-axe Wisdom: Finding a Comfortable Bra

Dear Battle-axe, As I age, I can’t seem to find a comfortable bra. Nothing seems to fit right. What do you recommend? Dear ‘Nothing Seems to Fit Right’, I have a feeling you are talking about “back fat”. Back fat can sometimes become as big as your boobs! Have you tried wearing two bras, front […]

Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Dear Battle-axe, How can you tell if someone has been on a Booty Call? Dear Curious About a Booty Call, I just saw this Sunday morning, and I am going to say this is true. When you see someone with a coat, no clothes underneath and a hula hoop. Dear Battle-axe, How far should I […]

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, Iâ€™m dating someone who I havenâ€™t had sex with yet. But I think we are about toâ€”any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear â€˜Business in frontâ€” party in backâ€™, Sounds like a […]

Stop Embarrassing Yourself. Read This!

Dear Battle Axe, I don’t feel old, in fact, most people don’t believe I’m in my mid-60s! Do you have a list of ‘do’s & dont’s’ to help keep my age a secret? Dear Hiding, Rule #1 If you wear glasses, use frames to hide the bags under your eyes. But beware, your glasses might […]

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Eleanor Palacios // Posts published by Eleanor Palacios

How to Find the Joy, Anyway

A Battleaxe Valentine

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: Best of the Battle-axe

Battle-axe Wisdom: Finding a Comfortable Bra

Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Stop Embarrassing Yourself. Read This!

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