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17 Aug Posted by in Monica Palacios | 15 comments

The Kids Are All Wrong

The Kids Are All Wrong

“The importance of family,” seems to resonate with critics about the film The Kids Are All Right, a story about a lesbian couple with two children who seek out their sperm donor. The importance of family? Really? Is that why Jules, (Julianne Moore) one of the lesbian moms, starts having crazy sex with the family’s […]

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05 Aug Posted by in Monica Palacios | 2 comments

My Right To Say I Do

My Right To Say I Do

I’m gettin’ married in the mornin’ • Ding dong the bells are gonna chime • Lesbians can get married • Tom can marry Jerry • Please, get me to the church on time! I sing this song in my performance piece Amor y Revolución (Love and Revolution) with my powerful pant suited lesbian bride on […]

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31 Jul Posted by in Monica Palacios | 8 comments

I Want To Lick Salt

I Want To Lick Salt

In the new movie Salt, Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy, a former Russian spy, a substitute teacher—I’m not really sure what she is, but it was exciting to watch her kick some serious ass in this senseless movie about espionage. The violence is so over the top–it’s ridiculous, absurd, obscene, yet I want a […]

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22 Jul Posted by in Monica Palacios | 1 comment

Lesbian Orgasms: A Dog’s Best Friend

Lesbian Orgasms: A Dog’s Best Friend

I want to open a business called, Pap and Pup: pap smears for lesbians and their dogs, because that’s how inseparable we are. There are no boundaries with lesbians and their precious furry friends. And that’s why during our love-making sessions, us gals experience canine interruptus. My cute Shepherd girl, Chance, is in doggy heaven […]

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26 Jun Posted by in Monica Palacios | 3 comments

No, No to Mr. Gyno

No, No to Mr. Gyno

I was in the pens, pencils and popcorn aisle at Staples, trying to figure out if I should commit to the extra fine point or the fine point. I was doodling on the practice note pad and I was feeling political so I wrote: Stop the war—show me your panties. I was writing other profound […]

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23 Jun Posted by in Monica Palacios | 4 comments

Shape Enhancing Ego

Shape Enhancing Ego

I’m not going to lie to you. I just bought a pair of workout shorts that promoted â’tummy control’. Cuz if I can wear shorts that have a ‘power mesh insert’ that will help me discover the figure I never knew I had, I’m buying them. I’m buying seven. And besides, if you can shove […]

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