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Eleanor Palacios  // Tastin’ and a Tellin’ by Eleanor Palacios, Events Manager at National Center for Lesbian Rights www.ladyiguanaproductions.com

06 Feb Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, I’m dating someone who I haven’t had sex with yet. But I think we are about to—any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear ‘Business in front— party in back’, Sounds like a […]

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11 Aug Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Dear Battleaxe, I live in San Francisco and take public transportation to work. The afternoon trains are crowded and smelly. What can I do about the bad smelling people on the evening trains? Dear PT Advocate, Good for you for taking public transportation! Less cars on the road! Crowded buses or trains are not fun. Just […]

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11 May Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

In my 67 years I have learned many things and have gained some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to me ‘Ask a Battle Axe’ at info@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Every time I go to dances for us older gals I see women who are clearly over 50, dancing like fools, sometimes grinding with 3 […]

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19 Aug Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, I’m dating someone who I haven’t had sex with yet. But I think we are about to—any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear ‘Business in front— party in back’, Sounds like a […]

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Best Coffee in San Francisco

Best Coffee in San Francisco

Cup of Joe, Java, Jamoke, Mud… Call it what you want, we all know it as coffee and whatever that may be, we all love to enjoy it. Why did coffee become something we do on the run?  Is it the caffeine? After going to Costa Rica and visiting a coffee plantation, I understand all […]

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Blind Dates, Cramps & Other Excuses!

Blind Dates, Cramps & Other Excuses!

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battle Axe, I’m a professor at a State College in a major city, I have to say I am appalled at the excuses the students come up with for not attending class or […]

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Marga & the Battle Axe Do the Taco Taste Test

Marga & the Battle Axe Do the Taco Taste Test

A lot of people I know have never tried eating at a Taco Truck. It makes me wonder, do they question the quality? Do they hate to eat standing up? Is the term ‘Roach Coach’ lurking in the recesses of their mind? Where have they been? Street food is all the rage.  Hellooooo, don’t they […]

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28 Jan Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe,   I go to Bikram Yoga and I always shower there because I sweat like a pig. Last time I was there, we were all naked and a woman looks over at […]

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12 Jan Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What exactly is a battle axe and why do I consider myself one? Whatever it is, people always laugh when I say I have a column called “Ask A Battle Axe”. It’s clear that the term battle axe really tickles people’s fancy. Originally a battle axe was an axe used in battle. It was a lightweight […]

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Glazed and Confused

Glazed and Confused

Having explained how I judge my precious donuts (please review Battle Axe Tastin’ and a Tellin’ Part 1), I decided to include the following places based on what I read about them and what was recommended to me. They are as follows:  The Doughnut Plant in New York City, Dynamo Donuts in San Francisco, Randy’s […]

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