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A Double Dyke Familia
In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Are you and Monica Palacios related? Inquiring minds want to know. Dear Inquiring, Yes, Monica is my little sis. I am 10 years older and as Monica says “we are the Double […]
Restless Leg Syndrome & Worn Out Bras
In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, My partner was recently diagnosed with restless leg syndrome and the medication her doctor prescribed to her is making her do kooky things. I’m somewhat mystified by her behavior. Dear Mystified, You […]
Sex and the Single Gal
In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Have you ever had this happen to you? You see someone, they look very familiar, you know you know them, but can’t remember where? All of a sudden it dawns on you…you […]
The Kids Are All Wrong
“The importance of family,†seems to resonate with critics about the film The Kids Are All Right, a story about a lesbian couple with two children who seek out their sperm donor. The importance of family? Really? Is that why Jules, (Julianne Moore) one of the lesbian moms, starts having crazy sex with the family’s […]
Really? Your dog is Your FB Profile Pic?
In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Why do a lot of lesbians use photos of their dogs on Facebook rather than their own? What’s with lesbians and their dogs? I don’t get it! -Anti Pooch Dear Anti […]
My Right To Say I Do
I’m gettin’ married in the mornin’ • Ding dong the bells are gonna chime • Lesbians can get married • Tom can marry Jerry • Please, get me to the church on time! I sing this song in my performance piece Amor y Revolución (Love and Revolution) with my powerful pant suited lesbian bride on […]
I Want To Lick Salt
In the new movie Salt, Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy, a former Russian spy, a substitute teacher—I’m not really sure what she is, but it was exciting to watch her kick some serious ass in this senseless movie about espionage. The violence is so over the top–it’s ridiculous, absurd, obscene, yet I want a […]
Stella and Ina Mae – Ringside Seats Forever
The first time I met them was about 1982 or 1983. Who remembers – it was the 80s, I was stoned back then. I was at the Valencia Rose in San Francisco on Gay Comedy night doing a bit about trying to pick up Mormon lesbians in Utah only to end up with Marie Osmond. […]
Heifers Find Inner Sunshine
In my 61 years I have learned many things and as a wise Latina, I will share with you some good old-fashioned common sense. Please send your Battle Axe questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Check out the new Battle Axe video by Marga Gomez! Dear Battleaxe, I recently met someone from Montana, she’s kind of old school […]
Lesbian Orgasms: A Dog’s Best Friend
I want to open a business called, Pap and Pup: pap smears for lesbians and their dogs, because that’s how inseparable we are. There are no boundaries with lesbians and their precious furry friends. And that’s why during our love-making sessions, us gals experience canine interruptus. My cute Shepherd girl, Chance, is in doggy heaven […]
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