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lesbian humor  // Posts tagged as "lesbian humor"

05 Oct Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

Did I tell you about the time I met Melissa Etheridge and asked her if I could do a 5-minute comedy set before her show? Yeah–I did. So it’s Summer 1985 and I am in Los Angeles with my friend Vivian who is trying to convince me that I should move from San Francisco to […]

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12 May Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on Lesbian Comic Still Sexy at 86

Lesbian Comic Still Sexy at 86

Lesbian Comic Still Sexy at 86

So, there was this circle of bareback nuns, whipping ourselves, trying to keep quiet because we didn’t want to give too much pleasure to the sadistic nuns listening outside the door...

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05 Sep Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Two Words: Sock Bra

Two Words: Sock Bra

Two Words: Sock Bra

I read the decorative tag revealing that the bra was made out of soft stretchy micro fabric: 95% nylon and 5% yak hair.

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27 Mar Posted by in LESBIAN HUMOR, Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

There are no boundaries with lesbians and their precious furry friends. And that’s why during our love-making sessions, us gals experience canine interruptus.

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08 Feb Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on A Battleaxe Valentine

A Battleaxe Valentine

A Battleaxe Valentine

Dear Battleaxe, Valentines Day is coming up, I’m single, and of course feeling the pressure of all this couple bullshit, romantic dinners, you know—all the Hallmark moments. It just makes me miserable, I don’t know what to do. Dear Miserable, Valentines Day is just another day on the calendar, in 24 hours it is over. […]

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20 Sep Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on Lesbian Humor: Butch Up!

Lesbian Humor: Butch Up!

Lesbian Humor: Butch Up!

I love butches! Most of all, I respect them. Unlike their femme counterparts, they don’t get to pass. As a self-proclaimed out lesbian femme aggressive top — TMI — I was teased once by a very butch girlfriend that she didn’t want to go around with me because everyone would know that she was gay! […]

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20 Jul Posted by in Marga Gomez | Comments Off on That Time I Opened for Etta James

That Time I Opened for Etta James

That Time I Opened for Etta James

When I was just starting out in comedy in the 80’s I was hitchhiking in San Francisco one night, yup – me and Aileen Wournos – the last lesbian hitchhikers on the planet.  I very luckily got a ride from Lupe De Leon the manager for Etta James, Kenny Rankin and Tania Maria. I made him laugh […]

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27 Apr Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on Lesbian Humor from East Coast Pride Fest

Lesbian Humor from East Coast Pride Fest

Lesbian Humor from East Coast Pride Fest

So I go to the East Coast Pride Festival in Kent, CT. produced by Anne Lipume. And it was a gorgeous piece of land with a lake and a zip line and basketball and ping-pong and kayaks and fire pits and FOOD!! OMG the chef was amazing.  And unfortunately it rained quite a bit so we […]

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06 Feb Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask A Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, I’m dating someone who I haven’t had sex with yet. But I think we are about to—any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear ‘Business in front— party in back’, Sounds like a […]

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11 Aug Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Smelly Commuter Trains & Long Chin Hairs

Dear Battleaxe, I live in San Francisco and take public transportation to work. The afternoon trains are crowded and smelly. What can I do about the bad smelling people on the evening trains? Dear PT Advocate, Good for you for taking public transportation! Less cars on the road! Crowded buses or trains are not fun. Just […]

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