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lesbian humor  // Posts tagged as "lesbian humor"

03 Aug Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Packing for a trip is painful. It’s equivalent to shopping for bras—you gotta do it, there’s a lot of huffing and puffing and eventually your nipples get pinched—and not in a good way. It takes me all day to pack. I put stuff in my suitcase then I take stuff out. I try on clothes […]

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20 May Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on My Mentor Memoir- Joan Rivers

My Mentor Memoir- Joan Rivers

My Mentor Memoir- Joan Rivers

Lesbian Comic Poppy Champlin is Back! I loved watching the old comics on TV— Flip Wilson, Johnny Carson, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners and Lucy, I loved Lucy. I would watch that all the time, and The Three Stooges. I wasn’t a big fan of the Marx Brothers I think their humor went […]

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11 May Posted by in Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

In my 67 years I have learned many things and have gained some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to me ‘Ask a Battle Axe’ at info@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, Every time I go to dances for us older gals I see women who are clearly over 50, dancing like fools, sometimes grinding with 3 […]

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29 Feb Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on Lesbian Comedy: Laughter is Contagious!

Lesbian Comedy: Laughter is Contagious!

Lesbian Comedy: Laughter is Contagious!

Meet our new humor columnist: Poppy Champlin! Have you ever laughed so hard that you can’t stop?  You want to stop, you keep saying, “Stop! Stop it my stomach hurts!” And after a while you don’t even know why you are laughing and then you are laughing at that. It is a phenomenon and one […]

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25 Jan Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The last time I had the flu Roosevelt was president. I was always bragging: “I never get sick.” Well two weeks ago, I came down with a hard core case of influenza to the max. When your hair hurts–you know it’s bad. On Monday I was super exhausted, on Tuesday I was coughing all day […]

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15 Nov Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

San Francisco State! Go Gators! Any Gators in the house? Let me tell you how I got to my cable car college. I was a freshman at Yuba College in northern California—you have that confused look on your face. It’s the city college in Marysville—you still have that confused look on your face. I really […]

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30 Jun Posted by in Guest Writers | Comments Off on Hey Texas! Laugh with 3 Queer Queens

Hey Texas! Laugh with 3 Queer Queens

Hey Texas! Laugh with 3 Queer Queens

They say Jeb Bush could get the nominee this time around.  They say it could be a dynasty. I say it’s a travesty. The only Bush I want to see in the white house is Hilary’s. Comedy is a great thing.  It is a healing thing.  When you laugh you disarm yourself and the world.  […]

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23 Jun Posted by in Monica Palacios | 1 comment

A Vivacious Lesbian Vegetarianista

A Vivacious Lesbian Vegetarianista

I became a vegetarian for a dame. I know—the things we do for love. But when I met this lovely lady 22 years ago, my meat consumption was minimal. I was a waitress at a steakhouse and serving grilled flesh all the time made me shiver and my nipples spin. And then one day, the […]

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29 Apr Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on JLo Bites My Apple

JLo Bites My Apple

JLo Bites My Apple

JLo kissed me in my dreams. This surprised me because I don’t fantasize about Jennifer Lopez—ever. Eva Mendes—absolutely. Tinker Bell—I mean, who doesn’t. A stack of pancakes—always. But JLo—not so much. This dream was trippy because I was my current self in my childhood home at 2061 Cinderella Lane–go ahead make the joke—”Do you have […]

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22 Dec Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Queer Señorita: Flustered In-Flight

Queer Señorita: Flustered In-Flight

Queer Señorita: Flustered In-Flight

My last experience on a plane was reminiscent of the 80’s and what I mean by that is three words—People Express Airlines. Way back in the day when you could actually smoke a cigarette on a plane and add to the already toxic inflight recycled bad breath air—you could also travel from LA to New […]

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